A full chamber orchestra of 30 musicians was hidden in complete silence behind the Paris catwalk.
When the models started to strut their stuff, the ensemble struck up. A spotlight showed them all dressed in Dior Homme.
They played a suite by the Ivory Coast composer, Koudlam. All the fashion writers were *amazed*. Celebrities gasped.
Not if you’ve been sat for an hour in pitch darkness, wondering if you’re still in tune.
Any of our Paris readers actually play in this charade?