Winners of the Naked Maestro limerick contest
UncategorizedA panel of expert adjudicators has selected the following verses for the music industry’s most coveted award, the 2023 Slippedisc Limerick trophy:
There once was a man called Viotti
Who almost displayed parts quite knotty,
He climbed on the rocks,
In nothing but socks,
And thought he was really hot totty.
Author: La Plus Belle Voix
There was quite a good band from Brum
Whose conductor showed off his bum.
When asked to explain
The Chief Exec said “once again..
it’s so we get new people to come”
Author: William Shakeshaft
One could argue (I guess) he’s a cutie.
Nonetheless, I adjudge it my duty
To urge others: “Don’t pose
With your dangling hose
On display (do you hear, Signor Muti?)!”
Author: Adam Stern
At the end of this year so rotten
(Arguably best forgotten)
We can all unite
At the gladsome sight
Of a conductor scraping the bottom.
Author: JCF30
More here.
Scansion should count.
I am honored, amazed, and ecstatic
That my offering epigrammatic
Was adjudged Best in Show
(Not to say apropos
Of Lorenzo’s displays problematic).
I know a world famous, ancient conductor (married, male) who likes to send “Weiner-style” selfies to singers (female) and musicians (female). In this day and age …
And now, Judging from what I’m reading, it may be the worst kept secret in the industry!!!
Tell us the truth. Does his name starts with T?
And I thought Italians were famous for their clothes.
He’s Swiss
Maybe not the Italian she is referring to.
Who is he, and is he single?
But he is hot!
He is boring.
And the winners get an all expenses paid trip to Geneva train station to see a five minute naked hologram of their conductor hero, they’ll also receive a replica plastic Rolex watch, his and hers luxury make-up kit from Estée Lauder and a hardback copy of the soon to be published ‘I can conduct anything with my eyes closed and look great on instagram’, RRP $2200
You are just jalous.
Phemomenal! The Bard would be proud!
Cheers Rob, and while I am obviously completely chuffed, and would like to take this opportunity to thank the esteemed judging panel, I will not jump with common spirits and rank me with the barbarous multitudes.
This maestro make think he looks strong
But he’s got it all seriously wrong.
The conductor’s role
Is to bare his raw soul,
Not to barely cover his schlong.
You may call me a terrible prude
But some photos ought never be viewed.
The maestro’s composure
But over-exposure
Is lacking in taste, if not lewd.
Now do one about a woman
Bless his heart.