The ultimate deterent, from comedian Rainer Hersch:
Recorders playing The Swan in unison? Very funny! That’s probably highly effective at getting people to run inside!
Pan flutes would be even more effective. Or a Vivaldi concerto for sopranino recorder.
Eric, you crack me up.
Ever tried playing one, they are pretty damn difficult. Don’t disrespect the recorder!
Bagpipes would work much faster.
… or anything on the vuvuzela.
Drive-past contraforte ensembles on the backs of flatbed trucks.
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