Abundant Lola has a gift for you

Abundant Lola has a gift for you


norman lebrecht

December 03, 2019

Donald Trump’s favourite pianist is feeling seasonal.

When her fingers start to feel the cold, that’s when the topless dancing begins.

Surely it can’t be long before she plays the Salzburg Festival. If only at its Putin gala.


  • M McAlpine says:

    Oh well, the dogs are good!

  • mary says:

    Looks and feels like a RuPaul’s Drag Race video. Chanté you stay.

  • RW2013 says:

    To be taken seriously, she should take up conducting.

  • Ha, ha, ha. Thanks Norman. I think this should be shown on tv every night right before all political programmes to give us a laugh before being bored witless.

  • John Rook says:

    Remarkable for its restraint and good taste. Can’t dislike it, though; it’s too funny.

  • Calvin says:

    tRump, the vulgarian, famously owns a fake Renoir that he continues to tout as real despite the fact that the original has long been held in the collection of a public museum. So it is not the least bit surprising that he also has an affinity for fake talent and fake body parts.

    • John Borstlap says:

      In fact, both Mr Trump and the piano player are advanced Japanese robots, with experimental AI, which have gone off the rails and began to decide for themselves what to do in life. In these days the designers quarrel among themselves whether the experiment was successful or not, because the performances of both are quite lifelike, but the critique is that the things fail to present sufficient human traits.

    • Bone says:

      Trump the POTUS also owns the attention of every liberal on earth. The guy is magic.
      Lola is also quite magnetic-I think there was a piano somewhere but I had to watch a few times to be sure…

      • Calvin says:

        A nutjob in charge of the US nuclear arsenal tends to merit a certain level of attention. You, of course, may choose to believe that he is what he claims to be — a “stable genius.” Others, quite reasonably, can believe that anyone who repeatedly makes such preposterous pronouncements is the very definition of a nutjob.

    • …and fake news as well (conspiracy theories, that is…)

  • Bruce says:

    With all this attention, I’m starting to suspect that Norman is seriously pushing her career for real.

  • Caranome says:

    I’d like to see her expand her talents and lip sync to Salome’s Dance of the 7 Veils. She’ll conquer the opera world too.