Abundant Lola has a gift for you

Donald Trump’s favourite pianist is feeling seasonal.

When her fingers start to feel the cold, that’s when the topless dancing begins.

Surely it can’t be long before she plays the Salzburg Festival. If only at its Putin gala.

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  • tRump, the vulgarian, famously owns a fake Renoir that he continues to tout as real despite the fact that the original has long been held in the collection of a public museum. So it is not the least bit surprising that he also has an affinity for fake talent and fake body parts.

    • In fact, both Mr Trump and the piano player are advanced Japanese robots, with experimental AI, which have gone off the rails and began to decide for themselves what to do in life. In these days the designers quarrel among themselves whether the experiment was successful or not, because the performances of both are quite lifelike, but the critique is that the things fail to present sufficient human traits.

    • Trump the POTUS also owns the attention of every liberal on earth. The guy is magic.
      Lola is also quite magnetic-I think there was a piano somewhere but I had to watch a few times to be sure…

      • A nutjob in charge of the US nuclear arsenal tends to merit a certain level of attention. You, of course, may choose to believe that he is what he claims to be — a “stable genius.” Others, quite reasonably, can believe that anyone who repeatedly makes such preposterous pronouncements is the very definition of a nutjob.

  • I’d like to see her expand her talents and lip sync to Salome’s Dance of the 7 Veils. She’ll conquer the opera world too.

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