A flute player is rushed to hospital after wrong-end blow

A flute player is rushed to hospital after wrong-end blow

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norman lebrecht

February 27, 2018

ER doctors at Malaga hospital were disconcerted by the sight of a young man walking very awkwardly into the department.

A prompt diagnosis revealed that the patient had a flute stuck up his rectum.

Apparently he had been trying to impress his girlfriend by playing a tune with wind from his rear.

Do not try this at audition.

Read on here.

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