Too much rape at the Royal Ballet?main
The Telegraph has cobbled together a story from comments by disparate critics (though not its own) that rape scenes have become too prevalent in ballet.
Since the traditional ballet audience is made up largely of grannies and their little charges on a birthday treat, this might be a bit close to the bone.
But there has been no upsurge in audience complaints. All the Telegraph could find were three tweets.
The barrel is being rather noisily scraped.