Faithless fools: Church bans Charlie Hebdo concert

The ecclesiastical authorities of the Church of St Martins in the Fields, after refusing to take calls all day, have told the organisers of tonight’s Charlie Hebdo Adagio that ‘it is too much of a security risk’ to have the performance on its premises.

Flannelled cowards and heartless fools. For once, the Church has a chance to do something meaningful with people who otherwise have no interest in its product and they run a white flag and surrender to Al Qaeda terror. For shame.

Never mind. The Charlie Hebdo Adagio will go ahead on the North Terrace of Trafalgar Square.

Vanessa is keeping a meeting place for musicians at the Church until 9.45 to avoid confusion.

Vanessa says: ‘We will not be silenced!’