Fighting kangaroos are choreographed to Wagnermain
This is what thousands of Australians are watching right now on their screens – a pair of kangas slugging it out in the burbs.
It’s the closest most suburbanites will ever get to Wagner.
The cause of the dispute is unknown. Probably nothing to do with arts funding.
No need to watch to the end. The kangaroos, settling for a draw, are seen heading off to a bar for a 4X.
(No more stereotypes for the rest of the day. Promise.)