The reconstituted Classic (formerly Classical) Brits have announced their first award.
The Artist of the Decade is… sound of envelope ripping …. Il Divo!!!!!
Apparently they have sold 25 million records worldwide and are signed to Simon Cowell’s label.
Cowell pulls most significant strings in the sad old music business these days.
So the four boys in bland are crowned as epochal artists.
Emigrations to another planet are expected to rise exponentially.
Cowell and his boys. Picture: Daily Mail. all rights reserved