Ignorance has no limits at English National Opera

Ignorance has no limits at English National Opera

Opera

norman lebrecht

March 13, 2024

The company has made a virtue of hiring executives who have no experience in the art form.

This text comes from its online Beginners Guide to Opera:

Richard Strauss (1864-1949) was one of the most highly acclaimed composers of the 20th century. He was a leading representative of the German school of Romantic composers who set new standards for orchestration and tone colour in opera. But, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, with his father Johann Strauss being a prominent composer in Vienna. It was his father’s orchestra that gave him his first big break, composing two waltzes for them to play at the age of just six.

More nonsense here.

UPDATE: ENO has shut down the Beginners Guide site and is taking no calls.

Comments

  • Paul Wilson says:

    Lord Harewood will be turning in his grave…

  • Music Lover says:

    I bet that was written by ChatGPT.

    • MessingwithStrauss says:

      Even drunk, ChatGPT does better thank that.

    • Gabriele says:

      Exactly, there is a distinct AI flavour to the style.

    • ML says:

      ChatGPT generally doesn’t do factual errors. It uses info that is already out there….plus it has the online info of parental names and composers’ back catalogues at its disposal.

      Unfortunately these gaffes are commonly seen in human presumptions and assumptions putting two and two together to make six, and sheer laziness. The Britten Zefirelli gaffe is actually so bonkers as to be unbelievable though…..sounds like the writer was drunk or high on some illegal substance!

  • Dr Huw says:

    Incredible. I just had to check it wasn’t April 1st yet..

    • Michael says:

      Slightly off the point here, but I just noted the similarity between AI and A1 (as in April 1st). I was told you check anything published before noon on April Fool’s Day. We’re now in an environment where we have to be on our guard 24/7 in case AI is involved.

  • Anthony Sayer says:

    Unbelievable. Just unbelievable.

  • Tricky Sam says:

    And his third cousin was Levi Strauss who made denim trousers.

  • Observing2 says:

    Well, more fortuitous things exist in music.

    We all know Andrew Lloyd Webber is the grandson of Carl Maria von Weber.

    Claude Michel Schonberg, composer of Les Miserables, is the grandson of Arnold Schoenberg, and frequently states him and his book on harmony has musical inspiration.

    And who can forget the legendary John Williams whose successful dual career as an Oscar winning film composer and a classical guitarist has defied what’s possible in music!

    • Hmus says:

      And grandson of Ralph John-Williams who composed the London Symphony by Haydn.

    • Chris says:

      When I was just getting started at conservatory I wondered precisely HOW John Williams had time to practice guitar whilst writing all those scores. Suppose I’ll never know…

    • Gerry McDonald says:

      And don’t forget John Williams was alo a highly successful principal oboe of several English orchestras in his spare time!

      • Gregory Rose says:

        …and a fine choral director, based at the Chapel of the Tower of London

      • Armchair Bard says:

        . . . and of course he filled his Sundays by directing the music at the Chapel Royal of St Peter ad Vincula in the Tower of London for over 20 years.

    • Bach's Airy G-String says:

      Actually, Claude-Michel Schonberg IS a relative of Arnold Schoenberg, but the link is distant.

    • Peter San Diego says:

      And don’t forget the young(ish) American composer, Adam Schoenberg, who teaches not far from Arnold’s UCLA, at Occidental College.

  • A.L. says:

    WOW. Unbelievable yet unsurprising. Sign of the times. More graffiti on the wall.

  • Jonathan says:

    ‘Outside of opera, Britten’s other famous works include orchestral music, chamber music, choral works and songs. He also wrote music for films such as the score for Franco Zeffirelli’s, Romeo and Juliet.’ Unbelievable…the Rota estate should sue!

  • Fran Foan says:

    Nothing seems to fall far from the tree of dumbing down ignorance

  • Edo says:

    few ideas but confused…

  • SlippedChat says:

    And, of course, also the composer Oscar Strauss.

    Just one big happy family.

    But perhaps all the attacks on the ENO’s budget and future have given the organisation a case of Post-Traumatic Strauss Syndrome.

    • Sixtus Beckmesser says:

      Of course Oscar was Straus with only one S.

    • Robert Connelly says:

      You’re showing your own ignorance above as the Viennese operetta composer Oscar Straus (1870-1954) spelled his surname with only one ‘s’ at the end.

      There’s no way he could be confused with those other Strausses!

      • SlippedChat says:

        Lighten up, Six and Bob. Most of the comments about this ENO error have been made in a spirit of humor, as (ever so obviously) was mine.

      • R.W. says:

        Oscar Straus(s) lost the 2nd “S” in a poker game in Basingstoke Station waiting room.

  • Hugh says:

    Thank goodness they’re being shutdown.

  • John Kelly says:

    I KNEW his Dad was Johann!

  • Bob Goldsmith says:

    Perhaps written by one of the twelve development officers employed instead of the musicians who posts are being deleted. What is happening at ENO is a disgrace. Anyway, who knew that Britten wrote the music for Zefferelli’s film ‘Romeo and Juliet’.

    • V.Lind says:

      Not Britten. Not Zeffirelli. Not Nino Rota.

    • ML says:

      I think that’s news even to Benjamin Britten himself. Or indeed Franco Zefferelli.

    • Sixtus Beckmesser says:

      Please don’t do down Development officers. Someone has to raise the money it costs to put on opera! By all means criticise rubbish like “DEI Officers”, but without Development staff the arts would not exist.

  • John Boundy says:

    My favourite oops is under Benjamin Britten
    “ He also wrote music for films such as the score for Franco Zeffirelli’s, Romeo and Juliet. “

    • ML says:

      That gaffe is so bad that I’m wondering if the site has been hacked by a prankster. No doubt ENO management are hoping that it is….

  • Tiredofitall says:

    At the very least, do they have access to Wikipedia?

    • Christopher Clift says:

      They most likely DO have access to Wikipedia – trouble is, they probably can’t read!!

    • My permanent pseudonym says:

      *here’s

      See, it’s easy to make school-person (!!) errors!

    • V.Lind says:

      The arts of looking up and checking are lost. The fact has been discredited, and we know where that got its loudest endorsement.

    • Miv Tucker says:

      Where do you think they got all their info?

    • Guessed again says:

      And I used to believe that Wikipedia was full of inaccuracies. ENO’s latest is beyond dumb. Could also have been written by Bing Co-Pilot…. Oh – I see the Strauss entry has disappeared and Britten’s been edited.

  • Zandonai says:

    I thought Richard Strauss Jr. wrote the famous waltzes.

  • Zandonai says:

    This writer shoulg go work for the Met.

  • Clive says:

    I actually can’t understand how any human being with a degree of consciousness marginally above a sack of beans could publish that misinformation without even bothering to check facts which are available right in front of your nose.

  • David A. Boxwell says:

    Giuseppe Verdi didn’t fall far from the opera composer tree, either. He was the artistic heir of his great-great-great grandad, Monte.

    • Quondam maestro says:

      Let us not forget Edouard Ibert, the forgotten, half-English brother of the more famous Jacques. To his friends and admirerers, he was affectionately known as Ted.

    • William Watson says:

      A bit of an aside, did you know that Claudio Monteverdi must have had a double career as an all in wrestler or boxer. I discovered this sitting next to 3 Italian sailors at a prom of the Vespers. They sat it out until the internal.

  • John in Denver says:

    Later in the day, they’re trying to fix it, without much success: “But, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, with his father Franz Strauss being a prominent composer in Vienna.”

    Factual mistakes aside, the writing is wretchedly bad. ChatGPT wouldn’t make elementary grammatical errors.

  • Adam Stern says:

    What would you like to bet that, after having seen “Oppenheimer”, some of the innocents on the ENO staff pronounce it “Straws”?

    • Antwerp Smerle says:

      Speaking of recent biopics, I was depressed to hear (on BBC Radio 4) two professional commentators, when discussing “Maestro”, mispronounce the conductor’s name as “Bernstean”.

      • Ks. Christopher Robson says:

        Interestingly enough, the generally accepted American pronunciation is Bern”steen”. It derives mainly from Yiddish, where (I am led to believe) “stein” is usually pronounced “stain” (or shtain), and is easily inflected as steen.
        Leonard Bernstein himself personally, by all accounts, preferred the pure German pronunciation “stein” as in Bernstine (Bernstein translated means “Amberstone”).
        Incidentally, in spoken Swiss German the “ei” (as in Stein or Wein) is often reversed to “ie” , eg. Weisswein (vicevine) sounds Wiesswien (veeceveen).
        Mel Brooks made wonderful fun of the pronunciation of Frankenstein in his film “Young Frankenstein”.

        • Adam Stern says:

          On the other hand, the fine American film composer, Elmer Bernstein (“Sweet Smell of Success”, “The Magnificent Seven”, “To Kill a Mockingbird”, etc.) pronounced his last syllable “steen”.

          • Andrew Clarke says:

            Then of course, there’s the Berensteen Bear books for children. Quite apart from the influence of Yiddish, there may have been a desire to appear less German after March 1933. So far as I know, it’s very much an American thing

        • John R. says:

          The pronunciation can vary from person to person but the pronunciation Leonard “Bernsteen” is not a correct any more than Carl “Bernstine” would be.

        • Adnil says:

          You say beagle and I say bay gull

      • Zandonai says:

        Lenny himself preferred “BernSTINE” and that’s good enough for me. He got angry one time when someone called him “Bernsteen” and immediately corrected him.
        Other ‘Bernsteins’ may prefer their name pronounced differently but that’s their business.

  • rmk says:

    We had a similarly unenlightened publicity person who stated that the opera Tannhauser took place on the planet Venus.

  • Bob Goldsmith says:

    Given the reference to Johann Strauss writing waltzes for his son Richard to perform aged six with his orchestra, on reflection I suspect a rather witty and disgruntled employee was having lots of fun! And the boss assumed it be true

  • Tom M. says:

    Wow. What a wild photograph of Richard Strauss. Did he kill the photographer afterwards?

  • My permanent pseudonym says:

    Yet no mention of the recently-lost PDQ Bach….

    Methinks AI had a part to play in this….

    Anyhow, hear’s to their muscians and stage crew on opening night of Jenufa.

  • Yaron says:

    That’s because RS was born on May 35th.

  • Billy says:

    They seem to have forgotten that Mahler’s grandson, Joe, plays loosehead prop for Harlequins and England.

    • Cornishman says:

      And Richard’s grandson (Johann II’s great-grandson) Andrew Strauss had a distinguished cricket career opening the batting for his adopted country, England .

    • Christopher Clift says:

      Joe changed the spelling of his surname to try to avoid confusion.

  • StageDude says:

    If you believe all this, I have a Joseph Strauss-designed bridge to sell you!

  • PaulD says:

    Now we can understand Elektra as an act of rebellion by Richard against his father, Johann Jr.

  • Neil Cardew-Fanning says:

    Surely, it’s the Philomena Cunk effect . . .

  • Neil Cardew-Fanning says:

    I suppose SOMEONE had to hire Liz Truss’ speech writer . . .

  • Stephen says:

    This is not the company I knew. My dear lamented mentor, Colin Graham, would have raised the roof. John McMurray and he are probably rolling their eyes up there in the clouds – not to mention Dr Miller. John Copley is still with us but would just shrug in disgust at such a thing. I’m heartbroken.

  • Stephen says:

    two years or so ago, the WASHINGTON NATIONAL OPERA said COSÌ FAN TUTTE was Mozart’s only opera!

  • Chris says:

    Wow that primer is written at a fifth-grade level. Incidentally, Strauss pére has been corrected to Franz. However, Philip Glass’s name is still misspelled with two ‘l’s next to his picture and Bernstein is described merely as “a” conductor of the NY Phil from ’58-’69.

    • ML says:

      Third grade, I think. Not just that (I know many third graders who are meticulous about research and facts) but a third grader who forgot to do the homework so is just making things up in the hope of getting at least a C minus for writing some sentences instead of an F for handing in blank paper!

  • Brandon says:

    The website currently says Franz Strauss

  • Hornbill says:

    The linked article has now been changed …”Franz Strauss, the prominent composer”

    • Mike says:

      This is metairony.

    • ML says:

      Another lie as Franz Strauss (as many fans of Richard Strauss will know) was a prominent horn player and a professor at the Munich Conservatory (called the Royal Music School in those days) and not a “prominent composer” which seems to suggest that this person either doesn’t know what a composer does or more likely, is still lazily leaving untruths unedited!

      It’s like calling Maxim Vengerov a “prominent composer” and leaving out the part about him being one of the world’s best violinists today and a visiting professor at Royal Academy of Music and other conservatoires. He might take up composing later in addition to his short foray into conducting, but I think Vengerov would state that he’s not a composer at the moment, and neither was Franz Strauss.

  • Robert Lim says:

    “Johann Strauss” appears to have been corrected to “Franz” (must checkout *his* waltzes sometime) but the Britten howler is still there …

  • Pamela Foulkes says:

    How appalling.
    Written by a marketing assistant with no musical education, and not checked by anybody more senior. Though is there anyone more senior with a musical education there now?
    As one commentator below says, Lord Harewood would be turning in his grave. And I can just hear the outbursts from some of the wonderful mentors I had at the ENO such as Jonathan Miller and Antony Besch.

  • Eda says:

    Thank you one & all around the world for making me laugh uncontrollably at all your comments!

  • Kingfisher says:

    He must have been proud of his son, opening the batting for Middlesex and England.

  • David says:

    Incredible

  • Michael says:

    On W.S.Gilbert:
    “Tragedy struck Gilbert in 1897 when his wife, Lucy, passed away. The loss significantly affected him, causing his withdrawal from public life…”
    In fact she outlived him by 25 years, dying in 1936.

  • Kit Medland says:

    Arnold Bax wrote the Brandenburg gate.
    Didn’t he?

  • ENOhNo says:

    I like this paragraph:

    “Glass had a number of influences across the years which helped to shape his style of composing. He studied at the University of Chicago and the Juilliard School, where he worked as an assistant to Ravi Shankar. This led to an interest in Indian music. He was among the first western composers to incorporate Asian influences into his compositions, which have generally been in the classical style.”

    Evidently he just took a random job assisting Ravi Shankar and then discovered that he was actually interested in Indian music.

    “Among the first composer to include Asian influences”
    (pipe down Debussy!)

  • ML says:

    Which ignoramus is being hired/allowed to write all this drivel? The first comment rubbishing Jenufa (in confused language which seemed to suggest the writer did not know what the words diverse and complex meant) and condemning Magic Flute and Barber of Seville as being “simple” was bad enough. Now just plain laziness and lies.

  • Anna Pincus says:

    Reminds me of the time an Elliott Carter piece was played where a dumb reviewer cried nepotism because Elliott was clearly the son of a former US President

  • Alun Thomas says:

    Definitely not an apple tree, then! 🙂

  • Old Fairy says:

    Joking apart ….. it is absolutely APPALLING that the splendidly professional chorus and orchestra have been treated so badly by this company , while inadequate semi-literate admin staff are able to get away with such unacceptable “work”!
    I say “ treated badly by this company “ as I momentarily forget that the chorus and orchestra ARE THE COMPANY! My heart goes out to them all as they continue to be so miss managed.

  • Paul Dawson says:

    The link is no longer available. I’ve laughed at many of the comments here, but how sad that the company which nursed my love of opera can get this so horribly wrong.

  • Stephen Jackson says:

    Not forgetting his great great nephew Andrew who opened the batting for England.

  • Michael says:

    Well, that didn’t last long: the whole beginner’s guide has been removed, with no explanation.

    I think someone thought they could save money by getting an AI bot to write the biographies.

    • Michael says:

      If it was a real human being who wrote this stuff he/she must be feeling very fragile, but surely it’s the responsibility of the person who put him/her in that position who should be feeling very vulnerable. Any chance of an explanation or apology from ENO? I hope this stupid incident does not damage the enormous amount of goodwill for the company built up over the last months.

      • Fiddling as Rome Burns says:

        Sorry, what goodwill?
        Our hearts are always with the musicians, they bear no responsibility for anything that ENO has been going through for the past year and a half. But there is no love whatsoever for the decision-making forces at the Coliseum.

        This is yet another case of egotistical, unqualified, ignorant and reckless management (in all quarters) allowing an often superb company to be brought to its knees.

        Bring in a new chief executive, fire the entire board, and wrestle the future of the company away from Arts Council England by any means necessary.

  • David K. Nelson says:

    I would like to hear those waltzes the bio refers to.

  • Gareth Vaughan says:

    Reads as if written by a 12 year old, quite apart from the risible errors.

  • Opera Fan says:

    “ENO has shut down”

    I was so hopeful but my hopes were dashed by the next line. The future-less, very part-time fully-funded opera group has to be put out of its misery. It’s had more chances than English national tory prime ministers yet, just like tory prime ministers, somehow keeps breathing its last.

  • MWnyc says:

    This reminds me of the time, a bit over 20 years ago, when the AP ran a review (the text of which was just fine) of a Wagner opera at the Met with the headline “Voigt Stars As Tannhauser.”

    I suspect the reviewer (whose main job at AP was covering some other topic entirely) never saw the headline. Certainly not before it went out over the wires.

  • Paul Dawson says:

    Googling suggests that NL seems to be unique in reporting this. I can find no other regerence to this.

  • Michael says:

    I was thinking that the “author” should have asked an ENO colleague or two to review his material and then had the depressing thought that perhaps he did!

  • Richard Griffiths says:

    This sort of nonsense is what gives ENO a bad name. Lord Harewood must be spinning in his grave.

  • Tristan says:

    No wonder they have to move – it’s so badly run and most shows only praised by the woke media as half empty house – Magic Flute the other day without hydraulics and generally not magic at all – shame on ENO

  • / says:

    Was “Costa Diva” the founder of the chain of coffee shops???

  • Lloydie says:

    This beggars belief. And one of our great national opera companies. I just hope whichever prat wrote this gets their just desserts. Who ARE these people and why are they being paid? Doubtless one member of the small armies of ignorant pen-pushing HR-type admin idiots who now inhabit most institutions. No wonder ENO is in this mess. It’s risible and humiliating.

  • Jeff M says:

    The running time is 124 minutes.
    Running was invented by Sir Thomas Running in 1724 when he tried to walk twice.

    • Peter San Diego says:

      Was he the running teacher for Iphigenia, when she was in Brooklyn? At this late date, only Running knows.

  • Gianni Gualberto Morelenbaum says:

    It takes chutzpah to write stuff like that. The whole apple tree fell.

  • Antwerp Smerle says:

    I just found this on the ENO website, about the forthcoming semi-staged performances of Duke Bluebeard’s Castle:

    “The ENO will be performing this production in Hungarian, the original language, with English surtitles displayed above the stage.”

    Could this be a green shoot of recovery? ENO’s dogmatic insistence on performing everything in English began to look anachronistic once surtitles had become ubiquitous in theatres decades ago. Nowadays most young people watch TV with the subtitles switched on.

    Moreover, with greater international mobility, there is less incentive for young singers to learn roles in English when ENO is the only company asking for that, surely?

  • Digital literacy is key says:

    A quick check of archive.org shows that this page had been active on the ENO site since 2022; more shocking that it wasn’t caught until now.

    https://web.archive.org/web/20220515000000*/https://www.eno.org/discover-opera/explore-more/beginners-guide-to-20th-century-composers/

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