Composer: ‘I get my music tools from a sex shop’

Composer: ‘I get my music tools from a sex shop’

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norman lebrecht

July 09, 2021

The adventurous composer Elizabeth A Baker has been talking to Van magazine:

…. What’s really cool with the vibrators, because they’re all different shapes and sizes, they have different patterns. You start getting these really tiny inner dialogues, even between the “command voices.” I could just listen to it forever.

Have you ever rejected a vibrator because it didn’t sound cool?
Yes. There are certain vibrators that I’m not down with. It’s funny because my duo partner, Eric, was like, “Let me try one of these vibrators on my banjo.” And I was like, “Hold on, you don’t want this one.” And I have so many delightful stories from the sex shop to find the vibrators.

Let’s hear them.
The first visit I went to procure vibrators, I went into to the sex shop. It was 9 a.m., and there were also a lot of guys in there, going straight to that video arcade with absolutely no eye contact. I was like, “Are they starting their day or ending it?” I have so many questions that have never been answered [laughs].

Anyway, the lady’s helping me: “This one might work, and that one is really big, it might do something cool.” I’m like, “Can we get something that’s a little less…conspicuous?” She literally looked me in the eye and said, “We have it in blue.”

The second time I went, there were two workers there. I said I was using the vibrators for a piano. The looks of shock on their faces were priceless. They were like, “You get street cred for shocking a sex shop worker. Nothing shocks us.” So I now have sex shop street cred.

To me, I don’t really see them as sex objects, but as tools for making music. But people can’t remove that connotation from it. We moved from calling them vibrators to “the vibrating objects,” because we’re trying to elevate them…

More here.

Comments

  • Darrell says:

    That ‘music’ is very beautiful, I do not understand why it is not better known…

  • Couperin says:

    Definitely not the first composer to use vibrators on pianos and percussion etc, but surely won’t be the last! And I speak from direct experience (Dog Days by David T. Little, and music by Sabrina Schroeder). Vibe on!

  • Dido and Aeneas has nothing on this says:

    I mean, the music is good. Fair enough!

  • Feelin the vibes says:

    This is why art matters

  • Proffesoressa says:

    Like everything else, Bach did this already; my friend is a musicologist and she told me the herstorical record is unanimous, the well tempered vibrator was where it all began, and die kunst der dildo is the final word. And long before that remember Pythagoras, he reduced all harmony to ratios of vibration.

  • Karl says:

    Bach wrote The Tell Tempered Clavier, maybe she could write The Orgasmic Piano.

  • Fred Funk says:

    Sounds like another sexually frustrated viola player……

  • caranome says:

    Wow, she’s got a lot of vibratos in her music!

  • Da-vid says:

    Still searching for the climax of the piece… And I was expecting more Gs.

  • Pianofortissimo says:

    Cheap.

  • gareth says:

    Dildo and Aeneas, anyone?

  • John Borstlap says:

    I wisely stopped him from reacting with an outrageous comment.

    Sally

  • Derek says:

    Substituted vibrator on the timpani heads, instead of pennies, in Elgar’s Enigma Variations…. Works wonderfully…. 🙂 obviously ahead of my time in 1981 🙂

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