No, no, no! Vibrator stops Vienna concert
mainPolice were called to the Vienna Konzerthaus last night at 8.30 after a cloakroom attendant spotted suspicious movement in a suitcase.
An explosives expert arrived and an x-ray was taken.
The offensive item turned out to be a personal vibrator.
Someone in the audience must have had plans for the evening.
Report here.
She must have forgot it in her coat.
The climax of Mahler 2 is much better with a pocket rocket readily available.
It’s it’s played well enough, you don’t need a vibrator.
What makes you think that’s a “she”?
You mean, “someone in the audience did not have plans for the evening.”
+10!
This episode is the very definition of a buzz kill.
The suitcase belonged to a couple, according to the newspaper article.
No, no, no: the concert went ahead as planned. Read the article.
According to the Kronen Zeitungm the alarm happened at ground level, where the cloakrooms are.
The owner got back their suitcase after the event. The officers informed them of the incident and wished them “einen schönen Abend”.
This reflects the deranged behavior of liberals who are incapable of sustaining family relationships because of their embrace of socialist economics and policies….
OMG…I’m channeling our beloved Sue!! HELP!!!!!
That’s our Sue to a “T”!
Pleased to be of service. Anything else I can help you with? A recommended specialist to treat Trump Derangement Syndrome perhaps?
We have to give it to you: you have a fine sense of humor and love music. We can easily find common ground.
Have you checked if you have been hacked? 🙂
Jordan Peterson….JORDAN PETERSON!!!!
🙂
And that’s exactly why you got Trump. LOL x 1,000.
You need not worry about Trump, dear Sue. We have plenty of jail space for him, as well as his sons Uday and Qusay Trump, and his lovely daughter Marie Antoinette Trump.
Herr Dr., there are better ways to spend taxpayer money than endless legal fights. Personally I’d be happy if he just went back to his golden cage, preferably before next spring, as long as he shut up.
Yes, because 90% of people who admit to buying a vibrator are liberal. They’re deranged. Their socialist economic moto is, “a vibrator under every Christmas tree”. Maybe even two vibrators.
That’s the one they use to stimulate the brain. Provided the state can provide them with one, that is.
The concert has not been stopped.
Joana Mallwitz conducted for the first time in Vienna and the audience just loved her (Siegfried-Idyll; Walküre 1.Akt)
It was probably synched to sound and vibrated to the music.
Not to give readers any ideas for their next Bolero concert.
Not that I know.
In today’s climate, the vibrator may be charged with …
‘battery’ …
Oh my – yes, this is a much better headline than yesterday’s…
https://slippedisc.com/2019/11/youve-seen-the-nude-opera-star-headline-on-bloomberg/
JEG has been eliminated from police enquiries.
Dildo’s Lament
Sure it wasn’t Valery’s tooth pick?
Bravo !
This reminds me of the story where a transit security agent found a vibrator when she was checking luggage of a lawyer. She wrote something like, “Get your groove on!” The lawyer complained but said that she did not expect the agent would be be fired which she was
Er, why would anyone take a suitcase to the Wiener Konzerthaus – or any entertainment venue, for that matter? The hotels are all in close proximity and it merely needed to be checked in before hand. Weird.
That’s your takeaway from this?
I’ve had to bring my case to the theatre, etc a number of times so I can catch my transportation after
Someone get Sue vibrator, STAT
This one will do me!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eab_beh07HU
Embarrassing to turn up to any concert with a suitcase!!! I’ve seen a ‘cloak’ room but not a ‘luggage’ room.
That’s the hotels *you* can afford with your insufficiently taxed money you’ve sucked from the working class, you parasite.
“No, no, no!”
Yes, Yes, Yes!
I’ll have what she’s having.
Maybe it was planted.
With a suction cup base?
Thank god nothing serious happened. It was just a false drilldough.
The Ride of the Valkyries, perhaps?
“…heraus aus der Scheide zu mir!”
Too bad they weren’t perfoming “Dido”.
I am pretty certain you all know the rest. 😛
I’ll have what she’s having.
That probably was Lola Astanova who arrived early for her Musikverein debut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sK7s63T1sXY
Purcell’s “Dildo and Anus” programmed that night?