Herbert von Karajan inaction.
Someone’s nicked the sleeves off my sweater.
My fruit gums. WHERE ARE my fruit gums?
An Uber. They are sending me home in something called an Uber. Ich bin der Uber…!
From my latest monthly essay in The Critic…
The Cleveland music director, who has received successful…
The lucrative, secretive business of buying and selling…
We are saddened to report the death, aged…
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‘I prepared a totally different piece than this one!’
like Pires with Chailly
Furtwängler’s just walked in up the back!
Oh no… There’s a repeat in the Bruckner exposition…!!
Apply daily. Your hair color returns slowly, so nobody notices.
Uh oh, the cameras are watching, don’t extend my right forearm straight out in front of me palm down, don’t extend my right forearm straight out in front of me palm down, don’t…
Ach, I cannot get this “tempo di hoochie coochie!”
I’m sure there was a music stand here a moment ago!
LEGATO!!! HOW MANY TIMES MUST I SAY IT?!?
Acht! What do you mean, Norman Lebrecht was just born?Now we’re all in trouble.
What?! They removed my bust in Aachen?!?
winning entry!
I need an aspirin.
What, they are no longer medically recommended?
Stop dicking about and get back to your seat, Galway
Will someone please stop pigeons getting into the concert hall.
Zum Teufel!! Vot vos it again?
All Cows Eat Grass und then Every Good Boy Deserves….