What do you call a clutch of pianists?

What do you call a clutch of pianists?

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norman lebrecht

October 30, 2023

This bunch are saying goodbye to Franz Xaver Ohnesorg as head of the Ruhr Piano Festival.

Faces include: Alfred Brendel, Pierre Laurent Aimard, Kit Armstrong, Till Fellner, Andras Schiff, Radovan Vlatkovic.

But what would be a suitable group noun for pianists?

A row of pianists?
A clatter of pianists?
A fingering…

Your turn.

Comments

  • Jackson says:

    A cluster.

  • SimonPD says:

    A pianola of pianists

  • msc says:

    Vlatkovich is a (great) horn player.

  • Luke Strevens says:

    Mr Vlatkovic is a horn player as far as I know ?

  • Jennifer Hillman says:

    A handful of pianists

  • anmarie says:

    A pedal of pianists.

  • Robert Hairgrove says:

    A gaggle?

    According to the Oxford dictionary, it can mean a “flock of geese” or (informally) “a disorderly group of people”.

  • V.Lind says:

    A soundboard of pianists?

  • Jeffrey Biegel says:

    Pianists. As Saint-Saens called us.

  • David K. Nelson says:

    A whippen of pianists?

  • WooWoo says:

    A jury of pianists

  • Scott says:

    A bar of pianists

  • Margaret Koscielny says:

    A Battery of Pianists.

  • RPMS40 says:

    Feels a bit like QI, when everybody’s avoiding saying the obvious. Or in this case, commenting on it. No sniggers, yet. Surprising, but pleasing.

  • Claremonter says:

    A passel of pianists

  • Roger Sweet says:

    A PLETHORA OF PIANISTS PIANISTS

  • hidden pianist says:

    You forgot to mention Fabian Müller, who is an excellent german Pianist.

  • Vance Koven says:

    A digitation of pianists.

  • Ricardo J says:

    Somebody please identify all 10 participants (all pianists?) in the picture. Thanks.

    • BenHarmonics says:

      Man with glasses, sitting at table: Alfred Brendel, pianist

      Man with short sleeves, sitting at table: Pierre-Laurent Aimard, pianist

      Man with wine glass, sitting at table: András Schiff, pianist

      Woman behind Brendel: Irene Semler, Brendel’s wife

      Man with blue bow tie: Franz Xaver Ohnesorg, former head of Ruhr Piano Festival

      Young man in center, dark hair: Kit Armstrong, pianist

      Man to Armstrong’s right: Till Fellner, pianist

      Man to Armstrong’s left: Fabian Müller, pianist and composer

      Man with beard, dressed in all black: Radovan Vlatkovic, horn player

      Woman dressed in blue: I have no idea

  • Adam Stern says:

    A drove of digitists?
    A huddle of Hanonists?
    A cluster of klavieristins?

  • Allen Lanham says:

    a gliss of pianists

  • Siegfried says:

    A flounce of pianists

  • jim says:

    That’s quite a Liszt you folk have come up with

    • Nicholas says:

      You’ve been Chopin at the bit with your Liszt? Let’s try a paddy of pianists. No disrespect to Irish pianists intended, merely a nod to a great Pole. As Berlin once wrote, “I love a piano.”

  • Taras Bulba says:

    A keyboard of pianists

  • Paul Carlile says:

    A fistful of pianists….?

  • Roger says:

    A stretch

  • Old cynic says:

    A Clatter

  • Paul Carlile says:

    For the multitude of paino competitons (or Chinese conservatories):
    A Piandemic.

    If they play for hours:
    A Pianothon.

    If they play on cruise ships:
    A P&O!

    …errhhh……

  • Louise says:

    A bunch of key-holders

  • Dom says:

    An accordance of pianists.

  • larry simon says:

    a fistful of pianists

  • Tom M. says:

    A pile of pianists.

  • juri says:

    A resentment of pianists.

  • Antony Beaumont says:

    A drimble.

  • Alan Fraser says:

    a gaggle of pianist, or if they are bad, a brace of pianists

  • Mr. Ron says:

    A keyboard.

  • Edward Seymour says:

    How about a “hand” of pianists?

  • Ernest says:

    A pantheon of pianists!

  • Mirel Iancovici says:

    A bunch of pianists for a piano bench…

  • Jackie says:

    A score of pianists

  • Web tech says:

    Judging from this group, it’s a preen of pianists.

  • Joe Rappaport says:

    A ” Touch” of pianists?
    For German-speakers, ein “Anschlag” of pianists? might, however, prove controversial!

  • Robert says:

    Tinklers?

  • Paul Carlile says:

    A “Plonk” of pianists!

  • Richard Landau says:

    A plenitude of pianists

  • Art Keys says:

    A lot of “treble”.

  • Joe Rappaport says:

    A manege of ( resting) pianists.

    (Inspired by a joke told by Vladimir Ashkenazy!)

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