The ten best orgasm symphonies
OrchestrasLast night, we learned that Tchaikovsky’s 5th can deliver full-body pleasure.
Here are nine more symphonies that give added value of an intimate kind:
2 Saint-Saens’ 3rd (wait for the organ)
3 Nielsen’s Inextinguishable (he’s still going)
4 Shostakovich 4th (the Lady Macbeth riffs)
5 Berlioz Fantastique (oh, yes)
6 Strauss Sinfonia Domestica (parental warning: includes copulation)
7 Szymanowski 3rd: song of the night (Tristan in bedsocks)
8 Messaien Turangalila (he keeps you hanging on)
9 Rachmaninov 2nd (works for some)
10 Scriabin Poème de l’Extase (says it all)
Any more?
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