Lahav Shani slashes hand, cancels Berlin
NewsMessage from the Pierre Boulez Saal last night, one hour and 45 minutes before the concert was due to begin:
We would love to welcome you to the concert with Lahav Shani tonight at Pierre Boulez Saal. Unfortunately, due to a incision injury that the artist sustained on the hand, we have to cancel the event at short notice. We wish Lahav Shani a speedy recovery!
I was going to go – four Prokofiev sonatas in one recital. That would have been quite a feat.
He can only play Schnittke and Cutchaturian now.
Who is Cutchuturian?
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