No toilet rolls? Let’s play a little tune…
mainTwo violinists in a Los Angeles supermarket, faced with empty shelves, whipped out their instruments and played the sinking Titanic theme.
Let’s hear it for Bonnie von Duyke and Emer Kinsella.
And book ’em as soon as it’s safe.
they’re playing in the empty toilet paper aisle i’m scREAMING
credit to @BonnievonDuyke #ShipsGoingDown #RMSToiletPaper #covid19 pic.twitter.com/YUSbYKaCyy— Kristen Brancaccio (@kristensreality) March 15, 2020
“The sinking Titanic theme??” You mean you really don’t know (of) “Nearer, My God, To Thee?” Kinda puts all your learned discourses on Beethoven on a different, much lower, shelf.
You beat me to it, Jerome…
Here is a TP-themed video:
https://www.facebook.com/rylie.harrod/videos/10216137846346810/?t=2
The toilet paper tragedy given full honors:
https://youtu.be/Qx2rW78uuw4
Probably when the world will return to normality, lots of papers will be written about
the influence of toilet paper on our psyche.
Until then we have time to reflect.
One imagines this performance will be wiped as soon as stocks become available……
Panned by the critics, no doubt.
Please contact:
Thunder and Splosh, ( we are sole agents).
(Sorry, just had to get that out of my cistern).