Man uses flute to kill cold callers

Man uses flute to kill cold callers

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norman lebrecht

September 10, 2018

The ingenious Evert Fruitman died last year on November 5.

He spent his career teaching at Arizona State University.

Comments

  • Greindl fan says:

    Instead of “Ode to Joy”, how about playing “O, wie will ich triumphieren” from Die Entführung aus dem Serail? The sentiment seems more appropriate.

  • Ted says:

    Instead of “Ode to Joy”, how about playing “O, wie will ich triumphieren” from Die Entführung aus dem Serail? The sentiment seems more appropriate.

    • Petros Linardos says:

      You made me laugh, but I’d go for “Wer ein Liebchen hat gefunden” . Too much violence in this world already.

  • Sue says:

    What about Jehovah’s Witnesses? What have you got for them?

    • Ted says:

      For JWs? Well, from the same opera: the trio “Marsch! Marsch! Marsch! trollt euch fort!
      Sonst soll die Bastonade
      Euch gleich zu Diensten stehn.”

  • Saul Davis says:

    I simply played a recording of one of the robo-callers, “Hello, this is Rachel from cardmember services.” They immediately hang up. So does everyone else.

  • Razz Matazz says:

    A quick blast on the vuvuzela usually does the biz …

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