Yes… YES! Woman has orgasm mid-symphony at the LA Phil
NewsIt began with a bystander’s tweet:
friends who went to the LA philharmonic last night are reporting that in the middle of the show some lady had a SCREAMING orgasm, to the point where the whole orchestra stopped playing. some people really know how to live…
— Jocelyn Silver (@silverjocelyn) April 29, 2023
Then the LA Times got onto the story:
“I saw the girl after it had happened, and I assume that she … had an orgasm because she was heavily breathing, and her partner was smiling and looking at her — like in an effort to not shame her,” said (Molly) Grant, who works for a jewelry company and lives in Los Feliz. “It was quite beautiful.”
Multiple people who attended the L.A. Phil concert on Friday reported hearing a woman making a moaning noise during the symphony’s second movement.
It was Tchaikovsky’s fifth symphony (could you guess?). The conductor was Elim Chan.
We reached out to the LA Phil for comment, but all we got down the line was heavy breathing.
Fact Check: We now hear from the orch that there was no interruption to the playing.
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UPDATE: Magnus Fiennes, composer brother of actor Ralph, confirms:
Went to see @LAPhil play @Thomasades and Tchaikovsky 5 last night. A woman in the audience had loud and full body orgasm during the 5th’s second movement… Band politely carried on. Props to LAPhil (and Pytor Ilyich) for bringing it on….
— Magnus Fiennes (@magnusfiennes) April 29, 2023
UPDATE: Could this be the moment?
Multiple people who attended the the L.A. Philharmonic concert reported hearing a woman letting out a ‘loud full body orgasm’ during Tchaikovsky’s fifth symphonyhttps://t.co/7fuI861ypA
— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) May 1, 2023
Elim is a wonderful conductor.
Absolutely disgusting. Please keep your orgasms back home and private.
would rather be next to her than an unvaccinated jackass
You mean the same “unvaccinated jackass” who is better protected through herd immunity than you are from an experimental, inefficient vaccine?
At least we, the unvaccinated, don’t have to worry if today is the day we drop dead from a vaccine-induced heart attack.
At the beginning of the (fake) pandemic I started taking Vitamin C supplements and a multi-vitamin high in Zinc. But the most important part of my regimen that has allowed me to stay COVID-free for 3 years was/is to stay away from large gatherings of people who are too obtuse to realize they pass on the virus just like the unvaccinated do.
Look around Jethro, it’s only the vaccinated that are still getting sick! And on top of that, your natural immune system has been forever compromised because of the vaccine. But yeah, you’re the smart one here.
You may be proved right in your scepticism about the vaccine. Personally, I’d prefer to take my chances with the weight of medical opinion. Where you reveal yourself as a jackass, though, is in referring to the pandemic as ‘fake’. Not least in your claim simultaneously to be protected by ‘herd immunity’. There would be no such thing without a pandemic. You want to have a hissy fit about everything and have ended up contradicting yourself. Which is often the way with those who are sucked in to conspiracy theories. But enough, this Slipped Disc post was not about Covid and vaccines, but something much more fun. Shame it got hijacked by your intervention.
Pfizer salutes you.
Please keep your anti vax BS back home and private.
Well she clearly got the horn solo.
I have seen strange people at concerts. I had one man
That said move your head i cannot see the orchestra.
But who was the solo horn?
Whoever it was, it must have been the horniest.
Sure, the orchestra kept playing. But after the 2nd movement they stopped for a cigarette.
Used for cigarette advertising in the 70s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIJcYlGhSQg
I have a sneaky feeling there was a little bit more going on in that balcony.
Thank God it was just the Fifth though. She might have shot herself if it had been the Sixth.
Tristan and Isolde, maybe, but Tchaik #5?? Each to their own I guess…..
There is that swelling organ effect in the brass section early in the final movement.
Assuming this was real and not a class project by some CalArts student, this person might be of great interest to medical research since musicogenic seizure is extremely rare, estimated at about 1 in 10 million individuals. It is thought that music triggers parts of the brain associated with emotion. Brain dysfunction causes an abnormal release of dopamine, eventually inducing seizure.
On a related note, the famous 19th century conductor Hans von Bülow, described the orchestra/conductor relationship as “orchestral coitus.” He married Liszt’s daughter Cosima, who later left him for Wagner. Too much orchestral playing-around I assume.
No, I’ve had a couple of girlfriends like that. It’s not that rare in Southern California!
On the wacky tobbacky, I suspect.
Or she was just getting fingered in some exhibitionist BDSM relationship where they’re into dressing up for events.
Somehow related to Stendhald syndrome? Interesting take, thanks
Wasn’t there the pre-concert announcement to turn off all vibrating devices??
I’ll have what she’s having…
Let’s hope they shampoo the seats after each performance!
Will the orchestra and the woman will keep seeing each other, or was it just a one night stand?
Just a one-night music stand.
I understand this was not uncommon in Philadelphia during the Stokowski era.
The Dude does leave quite a legacy!
Crap like this just makes me glad to no longer attend live performances. Today’s audiences know no manners not decency. This kind of trash needs to stay in private. How disgusting.
That’s a little dramatic.
At least it wasn’t between movements.
Don’t let her in the concert hall when the Poem of Ecstasy is being performed.
Or Strauss’s “Salome”.
From the archives: https://insidethearts.com/sticksanddrones/time-for-a-laugh/#more-2435
In Paris the orchestra stops playing to protest pension reform, but in LA they pause when someone gets pensioned off.
There is no doubt that the last pages of the “Rite of Spring” will stimulate anyone’s libido, whether you’re a performer or a listener.
I wonder if she’ll ever cum forward?
That would seem to be more likely to happen in the ‘Organ Symphony’ by Saint-Saens. Everybody knows how big and powerful the Rosales organ in Disney Concert Hall is. Size does matter…
But that organ is a girl—”Hurricane Mama” as Terry Riley called it.
Yes, you’re correct. Think of it this way: when the Rosales plays it moves us all no matter whether it be
male or female.
Guarantee she had some help and was using a device and her partner was surreptitiously controlling it from his cell phone. Guarantee it is already on her account on Tiktok and IG.
Who is to say that it was the music, and not the intrepid and daring boyfriend sitting next to her who somehow managed to do the … job?
Puh-lease…if you believe this I have some beachfront property in Nebraska I’d like to sell you.
Likely had more to do with the vibrating egg she was using than a reaction to the music.
In the midst of composing his •Orchestral Suite No. 1 in D minor•, Tchaikovsky wrote to his publisher:
“I am beginning to take pride in my works, now that I see what an extraordinary effect some of them make. Everyone here is crazy over the Andante, and when I played it with my brother as a pianoforte duet, one girl fainted away. To make the fair sex faint is the highest triumph to which any composer can attain.”
If he only knew…
come again……?
In a way, I’m not sure if this symbolically implies the next conductor of the LA Phil after Dudamel should be, or shouldn’t be, a female one, like a Susanna Malkki or Mirga Grazinyte-Tyla? Or a sexy-model-surfer type like a Lorenzo Viotti? Or maybe neither. Someone along the lines of a Berlin Phil’s non-orgasmic-for-females Kirill Petrenko or BRSO’s old-white-guy Simon Rattle?
Imagine what can happen if they program the Extasy Poem…
Clever marketing idea!
Now everybody talks about LA Phil, and what an exciting event their concerts are. For the sexually active generation! Well done.
The orgasm happened during the french augmented sixth chord. Now we know why Tchaikovsky liked going to Paris so much
That young lady should get a lifetime subscription to LA Phil concerts for creating so much free publicity for that orchestra.
Maybe she had one of those Wi-Fi vibrators lodged inside of her that her partner was controlling? I seriously doubt the LA Phil has that effect on anyone.
Well at least we’re no longer talking about the “wow” kid from Boston.
I hate to be a spoilsport, but others in the audience did interpret the event differently, suggesting she may have had a seizure of some sort.
Not as impressive as the women who woke up in the Firebird suite… (its on youtube) with a scream.