Singing in German is twice as dangerousmain
Research by the Japan Association of Classical Music Presenters has revealed that two languages spread more Covid infection than any other.
Both emit twice as many aerosols as, for instance, Japanese. French is also pretty bad.
‘Classical music is basically the western canon,’ lamented the association’s director. ‘If we stopped singing in French, Italian and German, we wouldn’t be able to perform anymore.’
Ich bin der Welt abhanden gekommen.