Breaking: Last pair is named in Strictly Come Dancing

Breaking: Last pair is named in Strictly Come Dancing


norman lebrecht

September 03, 2020

Our prime minister today with his culture secretary.

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  • KANANPOIKA says:

    PM: “I hate the jerk that makes these shambolic tables….
    Let’s kick the crap out of it….”

    • V. Lind says:

      Still, after 15 responses and with the last posted two days ago, the best of the lot. As Boris once said in another context, give that man a coconut. Unlike Boris, however, I will not be able to deliver.

  • Derek says:

    The nation is right behind us, Prime Minister!
    Yes, but if we run fast enough they won’t catch us!

  • Anmarie says:

    They’re doing the Hokey Pokey
    ….on company time.

  • Gaffney Feskoe says:

    Ha! Can you believe it? I was actually elected PM in a landslide!

  • Garech de Brun says:

    Bojo attempts to learn Irish dancing from his Culture Secretary, unfortunately being English, he does not know a slip jig from a reel.

  • William Safford says:

    It’s just a jump to the left…

  • RM says:

    Jigs for gigs?

  • Stweart says:

    At least we KNOW who THEY are !!

  • Gustavo says:

    Ever heard of mad cow disease?

  • J Morris Jones says:

    If we jog on the spot for long enough, Oliver, we might eventually move forward

  • Gustavo says:

    How to make wine at home.

  • Cynical Bystander says:

    I’ll go on if I can lead.

    Well, there’s a first time for everything.

  • miko says:

    “Don’t kill your granny, kids…….
    but in case you do,
    you can dance on her grave like we do”