Breaking: BBC Proms lose Last Night starmain
The international violinist Lisa Batiashvili has withdrawn from the Last Night of the Proms ‘due to illness’.
She will be replaced by Nicola Bendetti, who has already starred in the series.
No-one at the BBC had the wit to come up with another name.
This year’s brief Proms series has turned, by luck and bad judgement, into a shambles.
A Post Mortem is required at BBC board level.