The South Korean football club employed sex dolls to maintain distance between fans in its terraces.
It makes sense for concert halls to do the same.
Might reduce the average age of attenders by as much as half.
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The dolls are good if you do not have a partner to take to the concert
Which has happened to me in the past
Butts in seats are butts in seats, after all. If the seats can be vinyl, there’s no reason the butts can’t be too.
They never whisper, “I’m bored let’s go home” during a Bruckner symphony, right?
Also you do not have to pay for a ticket. Also a large gin and tonic in the
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The football club has been widely criticised.
And their actual response: “We will think hard about what we need to do to ensure that something like this never happens again”.
I feel they did think hard, as they put on masks on all those dolls.
The sub-contracted the dolls to an outside organisation and didn’t realise they were sex dolls. Allegedly.
A Eurotrash production in the seats.
They are not sex dolls, they are Mannequins that you see in any shopping malls.
Yes, I hear that’s what the man down the road said when his friends arrived unexpectedly at his house last week!!
The article said the mannequins were manufactured by a company that makes sex dolls, and they forgot (?) to remove some of the advertisements on the dolls for porn sites.
…not sex dolls…whopper titty! At least that spares them getting shocking mauls, (rather than shopping malls).
Ah, “Dolly Suite”.
As ever South Korea is leading the way. One of the best films of 2019/20 (“Parasite”) and now they’re conquering CV19 in a way which is the envy of the world.
LOL! We are all supposed to follow South Korea in England as an example on how to cope with the virus!! That would make Boris’s day as a bit of light relief from the ‘high science’! !