A solution for concert hall distancing

A solution for concert hall distancing


norman lebrecht

May 18, 2020

The South Korean football club employed sex dolls to maintain distance between fans in its terraces.

It makes sense for concert halls to do the same.


Might reduce the average age of attenders by as much as half.

More here.


  • Brian viner says:

    The dolls are good if you do not have a partner to take to the concert
    Which has happened to me in the past

    • Bruce says:

      Butts in seats are butts in seats, after all. If the seats can be vinyl, there’s no reason the butts can’t be too.

    • Mick the Knife says:

      They never whisper, “I’m bored let’s go home” during a Bruckner symphony, right?

  • KoreaMove says:

    The football club has been widely criticised.
    And their actual response: “We will think hard about what we need to do to ensure that something like this never happens again”.

  • The View from America says:

    A Eurotrash production in the seats.

  • music lover says:

    They are not sex dolls, they are Mannequins that you see in any shopping malls.

    • Sue Sonata Form says:

      Yes, I hear that’s what the man down the road said when his friends arrived unexpectedly at his house last week!!

    • Anon says:

      The article said the mannequins were manufactured by a company that makes sex dolls, and they forgot (?) to remove some of the advertisements on the dolls for porn sites.

    • Paul Carlile says:

      …not sex dolls…whopper titty! At least that spares them getting shocking mauls, (rather than shopping malls).

  • Sue Sonata Form says:

    Ah, “Dolly Suite”.

  • Hilary says:

    As ever South Korea is leading the way. One of the best films of 2019/20 (“Parasite”) and now they’re conquering CV19 in a way which is the envy of the world.

  • Maria says:

    LOL! We are all supposed to follow South Korea in England as an example on how to cope with the virus!! That would make Boris’s day as a bit of light relief from the ‘high science’! !