Russians to cellist: stripmain
Message from agent:
David Cohen played a concert last night in St. Petersburg with Bashmet, and now on his way back home. Authorities in Russia at the airport are not happy with documentation on cello although he has with him all official paperwork and photos.
They have confiscated cello, phone, luggage and want to do a strip search.
UPDATE: Happily all sorted out now, but this could be any one of us.