At last, every piano lover’s Yuja Wang doll

Irony is dead.

Humour, too?

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    • The second I saw the headline I figured those two were behind it.

      Weren’t they the ones who (with Yuja) did a bit about the mechanical Yuja Wang doll that had a Lang Lang setting?

  • Does she come in different costumes or do I have to buy my own? I mean, it’s for my niece, you know.

    No, I’m waiting for the Lang Lang doll.

    • We are sorry about the delay. After the recent Elbphilharmonie incident, the design is undergoing a last minute change. The final version will have two faces, a second face pointing backward, for the new concert halls that all the vanity ridden Maestros want.

      We are still brainstorming about catchy marketing slogans.
      What do you think about:

      “If it’s a Toyota, it got to be a hybrid!”


      “There are no bad seats.”
      (Small print: …if singers with faces on both sides are used.)

  • Is Faure’s “Dolly Suite” on her next program? Or “Hello Dolly”? Or “How Much is that Dolly in the Window”? Just asking.

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