A flute player is rushed to hospital after wrong-end blowmain
ER doctors at Malaga hospital were disconcerted by the sight of a young man walking very awkwardly into the department.
A prompt diagnosis revealed that the patient had a flute stuck up his rectum.
Apparently he had been trying to impress his girlfriend by playing a tune with wind from his rear.
Do not try this at audition.
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