First, Yannick pulled out of the Berlin Philharmonic with a bad arm.
Then Kirill Petrenko cancelled the Concertgebouw.
Now we hear that Gustavo Dudamel is too unwell to conduct the Bavarian Radio Symphony.
His replacement is Juanjo Mena.
The substitutes’ bench is practically empty.
What the hell’s going on?
UPDATE: Make that four.
UPDATE: Health alert over maestro virus.