This is not an alternative fact.
Patrick Park, a businessman friend of Donald J Trump, has seen The Sound of Music 75 times.
He has been told by the president that he’s to be the next US ambassador to Austria.
‘I’m flying to Vienna to check out the embassy, and then I’m going to Salzburg to see if the Von Trapp house is for rent,’ Park said. ‘And then I’m going to learn to like schnitzel and sachertorte.’
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