The following ad has appeared on Craigslist.
It is not an equal opportunity vacancy, being limited to female applicants.
It is also musically illiterate (anyone know a concerto by a beatified Irishman?). And possibly a sign of our times.
Image: The celebrated modernist Charlotte Moorman (1933-1991)
Seeking a naked female cellist for wedding
compensation: 500 or more
Seeking a cellist to play at my wedding at nudist resort in North Georgia. Classical music. This is a serious ad. Paying serious money. You really do need to be able to play the cello. If you can play the St Sean concerto you’re hired