Wanted: Nude cellist for wedding (gender specific)main
The following ad has appeared on Craigslist.
It is not an equal opportunity vacancy, being limited to female applicants.
It is also musically illiterate (anyone know a concerto by a beatified Irishman?). And possibly a sign of our times.
Image: The celebrated modernist Charlotte Moorman (1933-1991)
Seeking a naked female cellist for wedding
compensation: 500 or more
Seeking a cellist to play at my wedding at nudist resort in North Georgia. Classical music. This is a serious ad. Paying serious money. You really do need to be able to play the cello. If you can play the St Sean concerto you’re hired