It was confirmed this morning that Bellowhead-reject Jeremy Corbyn has accepted an invitation to appear at the mud-caked Glastonbury Festival.
We hear some Glyndebourne donors would like to Trump that.
The Republican near-as-dammit nominee names Beverly Sills as a role model. He is fond of quoting the Met soprano’s maxim: ‘There are no short cuts to anywhere worth going.’
Watch out for his coiffed Meistersinger walk-on.