Corbyn for Glasto, Trump for Glynde?

It was confirmed this morning that Bellowhead-reject Jeremy Corbyn has accepted an invitation to appear at the mud-caked Glastonbury Festival.

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We hear some Glyndebourne donors would like to Trump that.

The Republican near-as-dammit nominee names Beverly Sills as a role model. He is fond of quoting the Met soprano’s maxim: ‘There are no short cuts to anywhere worth going.’

Watch out for his coiffed Meistersinger walk-on.


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