It’s tomorrow, and we haven’t bought him anything.
Quick lads, find a box.
Not that one, never going to be big enough.
Get a packing case. With his picture on it. Fill it with his recordings. All of them.
Bloody hell, he’ll never be able to lift that on his own.
Call house management.
l-r: Paul Moseley, Managing Director, Decca Classics; Costa Pilavachi, SVP Artists and Repertoire Universal Global Classics; Barry Holden, VP Catalogue, Universal Global Classics