OK let’s get things in the right order.
First Raheem Sterling forces a transfer from Liverpool to Manchester City for a fee somewhat higher than his weight in gold.
Next, he buys a house in Football Wives village.
After that, he instals an indoor pool, a basketball court and a barber’s area.
Then he buys a baby grand, ‘to help him unwind’.
A Suzuki. Cheap at ten grand.
Now’s he’s looking for a piano teacher. Anyone free in the Manchester area?