England footballer seeks piano teacher

England footballer seeks piano teacher


norman lebrecht

November 25, 2015

OK let’s get things in the right order.

First Raheem Sterling forces a transfer from Liverpool to Manchester City for a fee somewhat higher than his weight in gold.

Next, he buys a house in Football Wives village.

After that, he instals an indoor pool, a basketball court and a barber’s area.

Then he buys a baby grand, ‘to help him unwind’.

A Suzuki. Cheap at ten grand.

Now’s he’s looking for a piano teacher. Anyone free in the Manchester area?

raheem sterling piano



  • Rich Cinquino says:

    I hear Brendon Rodgers isn’t doing anything right now.

  • Peter Donohoe says:

    Let us not put him off by making him look a fool. This can only be a good thing.