Throw up now: McDonalds silences rowdy eaters with Bachmain
Franchise owners of a late-night fast-food joint in Argyll Street, Glasgow, have started pumping in classical music to quell its customers drunken revelries. Apparently, police have been called to this branch of McDonalds, the busiest in Scotland, more than 200 times in 14 months.
The classical remedy aims to sooth savage stomachs while waiting for the patties to fry.
Seldom has good music been so degraded.