We were delighted, if a little bemused, to read about an exciting new presenter on Fox News.
“Lebrecht will bring a fine appreciation of fine culture to our viewers,” said Fox News chief Roger Ailes. “He just told me about this Mahler guy! I’m having all our shows open with different sections of the Symphony No. 5 starting next week!”
Only the date of the report let us down.
Nice one, Micaela Baranello.