It’s no secret that most pop singing is fake. The producers fiddle around to keep the stuff generally in tune.
Evidence of their ma nipulation has landed in the form of a leaked video of Britney Spears singing without the benefit of computerised voice correction. You don’t need to listen to much. It’s horrible.
The producer William Orbit, who worked with Spears, has published an excuse on Facebook: ‘I have heard that Britney vocal link that everybody’s been discussing. It has been impossible not to… I’d like to affirm that ANY singer when first at the mic at the start of a long session can make a multitude of vocalisations in order to get warmed up.’
This ought to be the moment for the world to acknowledge the extreme thrill and high risk that opera singers deliver every night.
Will it? Probably not. The world is deaf and is constantly being dumbed down.
Here’s the full text of Orbit’s statement:
Dearest Music Lovers, I have heard that Britney vocal link that everybody’s been discussing. It has been impossible not to as there have been many comments directing my attention to it. [I won’t re-posting it here]. I’d like to affirm that ANY singer when first at the mic at the start of a long session can make a multitude of vocalisations in order to get warmed up.
Warming up is essential if you’re a pro, as it is with a runner doing stretches, and it takes a while to do properly. I’ve heard all manner of sounds emitted during warmups. The point is that it is not supposed to be shared with millions of listeners.
A generous singer will put something down the mic to help the engineer get their systems warmed up and at the right level, maybe whilst having a cup of herb tea and checking through lyrics before the session really kicks off. It’s not expected to be a ‘take’.
I think that 99% of you reading this will totally understand.
Whomever put this on the internet must have done so in a spirit of unkindness, but it can in no way detract from the fact that Britney is and always will be beyond Stellar! She is magnificent! And that’s that.