Everyone’s taking a bypass to see the concert grand that has been washed up near the Brooklyn Bridge.
It has been there now for all of a week and every network news channel has had a gawk at it.
In any European city, the authorities would have removed it and a sentimental philanthropist might have paid to restore it for some public benefice. But New York is New York. What gets washed up there just stays. Forever. Whatever.
Wonder who once owned it.