This video will be all over social media in a few hours, so get ready to ignore it now.
Rita Tibes, 32, a piano teacher from Rio, has taken her clothes off to play the national anthems of Brazil, France and the US. She’s planning to record the rest before the Cup overfloweth.
Don’t ask why. Away from the piano, she is a fully qualified dentist.
Don’t day you haven’t been warned.