My recent book, The Life and Death of Classical Music, contains an analysis of the 20 worst classical records ever made. Colin Larkin (see press release below) has appended the 100 worst pop records to his outstanding and important Encyclopedia of Popular Music, which goes online from next week (see below once more).
Among Colin’s 100 worst are seven chilling Xmas albums. My list had room only for Kiri at Christmas, although a new compilation from Sony came tantalisingly close. Has there ever been a less festive track than Charlotte Church trilling Dong Dong Merrily on High with the London Symphony Orchestra? Or Bobby McFerrin’s Ave Maria? Or Josh Bell’s Ave Maria, with a ghostly background chorus? Oh look, and here’s Kiri again with Andre at the piano…
You’ve heard worse?
Tell me about it, right here. Lines are open til Midnight Mass.
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My recent book, The Life and Death of Classical Music, contains an analysis of the 20 worst classical records ever made. Colin Larkin (see press release below) has appended the 100 worst pop records to his outstanding and important Encyclopedia of Popular Music, which goes online from next week (see below once more).
Among Colin’s 100 worst are seven chilling Xmas albums. My list had room only for Kiri at Christmas, although a new compilation from Sony came tantalisingly close. Has there ever been a less festive track than Charlotte Church trilling Dong Dong Merrily on High with the London Symphony Orchestra? Or Bobby McFerrin’s Ave Maria? Or Josh Bell’s Ave Maria, with a ghostly background chorus? Oh look, and here’s Kiri again with Andre at the piano…
You’ve heard worse?
Tell me about it, right here. Lines are open til Midnight Mass.
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(more…)